Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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