Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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