He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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