Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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