Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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