Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
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