She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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