this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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