Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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