the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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