I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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