so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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