He is such a slut. More and more my type.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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