ugly people sure do ruin things
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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