I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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