I got chris browned last night
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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