We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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