That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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