You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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