it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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