Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize