In the future we'll all be gay
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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