she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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