Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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