where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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