hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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