Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
This is the prime rib incident all over again
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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