I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Is it penis luge time yet?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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