But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
