You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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