what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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