Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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