I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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