He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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