doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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