Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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