p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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