i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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