she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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