Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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