Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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