i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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