let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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