I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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