i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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