New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
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