if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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