Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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