He had one of those small greek statue penises
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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