the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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